Welcome, palaeontophiles. Though extinct for many millions of years, I have
been asked to present this collection of pictures on behalf of the Zzap! Magazine
Appreciation Society. I am happy to do so: I spent many months flying around
the offices of that particular publication, offering advice when asked, and
attacking small mammals. But as many a dinosaur will tell you, nothing lasts
forever, and it wasn't long before I was chased from the building by a group
of loathsome pterodactyl haters. Naturally, I was a little deflated afterwards,
but you pick yourself up and move on. (Unless you're one of those smarty-pants
'ooh-aren't-we-so-special' tyrannosaurs, in which case you sink into the mud
and slowly turn to coal—well, who's got the last laugh now, eh Rex?)
...I apologise: this is not the forum to vent my personal complaints. Anyway,
here I am, and there are the links to the individual galleries, below: click
on a picture or text to visit the section of your choice. If that sounds like
too much hassle, you can use my body to navigate your way out of here. Click
on my head to fly back to the Zzap! Contents; on my left wing to glide to
the C64 page; and on my right wing to soar back to the Home page. Please don't
click on my neck however; it's been a little sensitive since I suffered a
bad landing a couple of years ago. 
Herman Pterodactyl
P.S. If
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